In the iPad

Aunty Isbi asked me if I have ever been in the iPad.  No, I said.  I have not.  But just now I asked him about it, and do you know what he said?

You'll never guess.

HE said he wasn't in the iPad at all.  HE said it was me that's in the iPad.  How about that!

I live in an iPad with HER.

But that can't be right.  I know I'm only a small black dog, and I don't understand the human world all that much, but I can guarantee you that I am NOT in an iPad.  I'm in a house with a garden, and Ern comes to visit - and he couldn't come to an iPad, could he?

It's such a puzzle.