Dead pan.....

For some unfathomable reason, lots of people seem to find difficulty in asking me for their prescriptions.

I've heard them called descriptions, subscriptions, and even inscriptions.....but a chap today came out with a new version. He asked me if I could do him an encryption! And if that wasn't bad enough, he launched into a very odd conversation about his 'hot jingly-janglies'.

Sometimes, I'm not sure how I manage to keep my face straight.....