A Very Saucy Story, London

A very frustrating morning at work mainly due to my camera back refusing to work even when I went all Basil Fawlty on it (couldn't find a tree branch easily to hand but if I'd found one I would have given it a damn good thrashing!).
So lunchtime was a walk to the pub to sit with a cold drink and calm down but this led to today's title. I found a nice quiet table in a dark corner and sat down, and I thought this chair feels very cool, and then, hang this isn't cold it's wet, very wet. Unknown to me a previous customer had somehow emptied half a bottle of tomato sauce all over the seat! So I had a choice - walk back to work with tomato sauce all over my backside or wash it all off and look like I've wet myself!!!
I took the second option and, luckily, I had my paper and a jacket with me so managed to hide the worst of it. Even better in a cupboard at the back of the SUPERSTUDIO I found on old pair of jeans to change into!