The Baby is Two...

...and the cake is from M&S.

Sometimes I make birthday cakes. They're fabulous, and I'm proud. Sometimes I blow up balloons. Sometimes there are parties and sometimes, outings.

Sometimes I'm so exhausted, so drowning in work and washing and tax returns and form filling and acting like The Baby's Royal Entourage and giving The Hound a five star service and chasing the builders and cleaning and...

...as they say, you can have it all, but you can't do it all.