Fat Dog Gurning!

The Boss went out today!

He left his computer on by mistake, so I had a go at 'surfing the internet'. I have seen him do it and it was easy!

I found out that in Egremont in Cumbria, they have a 'Gurning' competition, where people put their head through a horses collar and pull funny faces. Well! I thought that looks fun but I am much too handsome and important to do something like that! Then I thought who do I know that is really ugly?

Fat Dog!!!

Problem. No horse collar.

I know the Christmas wreath! There you go Fatso! now make an even more ugly face!

Perfect!!