In which: cheers for that

No teacher sleeps well the night before a new year. What doesn't help at all is a bunch of drunken students climbing over the fence of the school I live next to (but don't work at) hollering and screaming drunkenly after midnight. With infinite understanding and compassion I rang the police to grass them up. The police arrived and looked through the railing without seeing them. Then they all climbed out of the school about 1.30am and did a lot more screaming.

I hope they all fail.