Friends...

I'll take you shopping.

Via the car wash.

To B&M for cleaning products.
To Aldi for meat.
To Lidl for nuts.
To Tesco for dauphinois potatoes & fags.

Fuck I know how to live life in the fast lane!

Sorry about the potatoes. Shortage on dauphinois it seems. Settling for mash seems lame. I went for roasters.

I'm a top friend. I know how to show you a good time!

Promise not to make you laugh till you wee next time.

I have no drama so I added some.