FlowerFriday with a Twist of Humor

Where is the humor, you ask?  I wasn't feeling very creative today so I "borrowed" a little flower humor from the internet....

What were King Tut’s favorite flowers?Chrysanthemummies!

What did the lawyer say to the judge? Iris my case!

What does one call a country where people only drive pink cars? A pink carnation!

What did the doctor say after she gave her patient a shot? I hope thistle make you feel better!

How did the dictator gain control? He rose to power!

How did the dieter avoid eating the donuts? She kept her tulips together!

Why did the butterfly get a cell phone? She wanted to cauliflower!

What did the grumpy gardener say to the deer? You can kiss my aster!

What does the letter A have in common with a flower? Both are followed by bees!

Hope it made you smile!  Thanks to Anni, BikerBear, for continuing to host this beautiful challenge!  And, by the way, I'm sure someone can name this flower for me....I'm much better at wildlife ID.  ;-)