Woody

We shared a room last night but he woke me up at 5am, mainly because of his disgusting farts. His owners seemed to be going for a major lie-in so I took him for a walk at 7am. We had a lovely walk in the sunshine, with barely another soul around. When we got back at 8.30am, there was still no sign of his 'pack' - lazy articles.

They all left at around 11.45am, so I spent much of the rest of the day putting the house back to rights. Am looking forward to moving, where I won't have to move the whole house around to accommodate visitors.