Can't Take "Em Anywhere

We took a mini road trip this afternoon. Six of us.

In the picture on the left, (from the left), that is my daughter, wife, younger sister, older sister, and my dad. We went to the sculpture museum that I went to last week, then went vegetable shopping, cheese shopping, and finally out to dinner.

About the first picture...how was I to know that it was the last picture that they were going to "behave?" It quickly got out of control.

All four girls wanted to strip nekkid and pose next to the nude statue called Sisters, but...WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A COLLEGE CAMPUS...FILLED WITH STUDENTS! I herded them over to the jugglers, but then my Dad took over.

He said to my younger sister..."Let me illustrate my super human strength...by lifting you with one hand." THE MAN IS 88 YEARS OLD. Even the college kids stopped playing Pokémon, and applauded. But, he wasn't done.

He climbed up on the giant bear, posed for pictures, then turned around and did a back flip off of the bruin's head...like an Olympian off the pommel horse. Sometimes, he amazes even me.

Disclaimer: Don't study the pictures too closely, because questions could arise...especially with the middle shot.
1. If she is upside down...why is her hair not hanging down? Uhhhh...maybe bobby pins?
2. What happened to her feet...where are they? Uhhhh...her pants are too long, and cover her shoes?
3. How could her glasses stay on her nose? Uhhhh...perhaps one of those glasses-tying ropes?

Believe what you may, but DO believe this. You see the small white dots in the lower right of the middle picture? The five of them watched the purty swans for 7 minutes (and took many pictures)...before I told them they were fake.

Like I said..."You can't take 'em anywhere." ;0)