More Of A Pastime Than A Hobby

My Dear Fellow,

I recently learned that one can view one's preferences on Facebook. It is by looking at these you can see how Facebook has pigeonholed you in terms of religion, politics etc.

I was somewhat disturbed on checking my preferences to see that Facebook thinks I am OBSESSED with dental hygiene. Can't get enough of it! In fact, I am flossing right now!

(Gargle, gargle, spit).

What does this say about me? That my life is so empty and meaningless that my most significant achievement is lack of tartar?

So. That's it. I have decided. I'm OFF TO WALK THE HINDU KUSH. Right this instant!

But first, must do a tongue-scraping and my mid-morning floss.

Parsones