Just duck

Chillin' in the sunshine.  But at least she is outside my next door neighbour's garage.

Thank you for all the advice.
1. Don't give her a name.  I haven't - Just duck
2. Buy her a paddling pool - no thank you.
3. Don't feed her. I haven't. But she's either hoovering up the sunflower hearts or she's ripping out some of the weeds. I did try her on cheap Lidl seed (which the starlings are happy with) but I think she is too sophisticated for that.
4. Ring the rescue societies. The local one doesn't have a pool (as I don't) and wouldn't take her for rehabilitation. Not that she needs rehabilitating judging by the speed of her waddle.
5. I offered her to a friend, but she was worried that one of her own might not be too friendly.

Look, Just Duck,  I don't mind you hanging around.  I will put out a clean washing up bowl for you to dip your feathers. But I don't want another pet.

Have a good weekend, blippers.

And if you would like to adopt a cute and friendly duck, just say the word.