Last time.

Last time I was here was about 15 months ago.
I sat in here for about 7 hours.
I was so miserable I thought I might sink into the ground.
I had finally worked out where my boyfriend of 21 years (not his age) was.
And with whom.

I'm here today because my builders turned up unannounced this morning and I needed to find somewhere open early to have a shit.

See? There's always a happy ending!