Hanging about with the deputy Mayor..

She will be the Mayor,Mayor next year ... You have to say Mayor like Mare in a cockney accent ... So she's the MARE,MARE and we are going 'aht,aht' ( going out but with the aforementioned cockney accent ..

This motley crew (except me .. I'm a trophy wife ) is the rest of the moderators group on a town forum .. Yes .. Someone (that would be Youngy sat next to me ) actually gave me the job of a moderator !!! Ha ... I've behaved well so far ...

The deputy mare is the lady sat on my other side and guess what ... WHAT ? You say ...
I'm going to be her minder ...
That's never going to end well is it ...