Rufus

You seen my Cock? What a beauty - named after Rufus Wainwright, obviously, and acquired rather fortuitously after a random encounter with a stranger at our local feed merchant's in Nov '14.

Rufus replaced Ronaldo (named for his ability to plait his legs, obviously) who was 'dispatched' for his agressive tendancies, after terrorising middleman's youngsters the previous July. Contrastingly, Rufus is an absolute gem - maintaining a healthy distance from all bi-pedal mammals whilst marshalling his girls with true professionalism...