I am Wolverine.

Two weeks ago, I had a tumour cut out of my finger.
It was so big and weird I had to have general anaesthetic.
The bandage on it was the size of a canoe.
I honestly didn't feel any pain.
LeeAnne became my 'next of kin'.

Today I had the stitches out.
The nurse said I was healing at an amazing rate.
I must be Wolverine.
Obvs.