Mystery Solved

 
"What are you doing?"
 
"I heard the honk to start."
 
"No, you didn’t."  
 
"I’m sure I heard it."
 
"You heard a quack."
 
"Yeah.......well…….?"
 
"We start on a honk.  The ducks start on a quack."
 
"Nobody told me that!"
 
"Why would we start on a &%^$# quack????  We’re geese!!"
 
"Oh, so……….I shouldn't dive when I hear the quack???"
 
"Only if you’re a duck."
 
"Ahhh…….."