Worse Kebab and Burgers!

So, after a busy day sorting out Molly-Mae the caravan pending a three night meet-up in Graffham, West Sussex to repeat last years event, it was to be a lazy dinner tonight.

Having already had Chinese less than a week ago we opted for the heathy option of some food from the rather popular village kebab van.

I foolishly ordered a portion of doner meat and chips, Grandpa on the other hand opted to go down the road to the local chippy where he got a fresh cod, chips and mushy peas.

It turns out that he made a wise move. I don't like to run down establishments online but all I can say is it certainly wasn't "the best kebab" and although I cannot vouch for the burgers I have no faith in them being any better.

It will be back back to my local Waitrose in the morning for some Charlie Bigham's that we know and love. Cooked dans la maison so that we can guarantee it won't be anything like this evenings non-edible junk.

Real shame as the guy has five stars on the window and is always busy with people, apart from this evening. I think environmental health need to come out and re score him. I'd give him at maximum one or two stars.

I hope I will make it through the night. Feeling very yuk inside so don't be surprised if tomorrow's blip is of the ill health kind.