The Evidence, M'Lud

...........clearly shows the accused in a very damming position.
..........I put it to you that with malice aforethought you wilfully entered pplnani's blueberry bush and proceeded to gobble down the beautiful, nearly ripe berries.......and when the aforementioned pplnani requested that you desist, you just sat there making 'cow eyes' at her until she crumbled and was powerless to shoo you out.

...........how do you plead?






I'm such a soft touch........I should have banged him to rights but I just stood there watching...........I let him have half a dozen more, gently encouraged him to leave and promptly picked everything that was almost ripe.........I hope they ripen well on the windowsill :-))