Back Door Spider

We have a spider that lives just outside the back door.  Every night he/she builds a giant web in the top corner and every morning I go out the door and catch the web in my hair. 

After years of this you would have thought that either I would learn to duck or the spider would learn that the web isn't strong enough to catch humans and build it elsewhere. Sadly neither of these things has happened so I am destined to wear a spiders web hair net for many years to come ....