Another Bad Apple.....

Appealing though he initially appeared, Len Blake turned out to be very strange; and you all know I'm no stranger to strange (yes, I am thinking of my mother.)

Apparently, being addicted to one's mobile isn't yet a scientifically approved illness, but it definitely should be; poor Len couldn't function without an app to assist him. Appallingly, he consulted approximately 194 of them daily - from one telling him his bald spot was approaching dinner plate proportions, to one helping him to appreciate appliqués from the Appalachians!

Applying similar tactics, I apprehensively appraised him via an app - and it applauded my opinion of him.

He's apprick.......