Strictly

Strictly NO eating other competitors!

A debacle here at the opening ceremony withfar reaching consequences at the AOG today (Alternate Olympic Games). Team Osprey, having been chosen for, and were really hyped up and excited about swooping in with the Olympic Flame, had a very underhand and thoroughly nasty pice of gamesmanship against them: someone had deliberately put fish in the Olympic Lake! Osca in a stunning low flight over the water looked down and just could not help himself and in a lightning strike scooped up one of Team Trout who had been kid fishnapped and used as bait! Rumours were rife and Team GB (Goldfish Bowl) were left really worried and were fast doing circuits in the water in an adgitated fashion:
'Did you hear what happened?'
'What happened? Oh No!'
'Did you hear what happened?'
'What happened? Oh No!'
'Did .....

This unfortunate occurence meant greater segregation amongst the competitors for Health and Safety reasons with signs of various natures pinned around the Olympic Village!