Cuidar de mi quemadura de sol

Be careful of my sunburn...
I offer this dodgy-looking image as a gift to those blippers who like to leave witty comments - you know who you are. #2S was actually being prepared for a scuba-diving lesson in the sea by a tanned, muscular, artfully-tatooed and generally "too drop-dead-gorgeous to be straight but probably was" instructor. The fearful face is because the heavy tank was rubbing his newly-aquired sunburn.
Extra is #2D with her significant other, admiring the view.