barry john, everybody

i don't want to remember what we did

i want to remember people

neil
cecilia
mika
the girl who called for him
the crazy brit guy
kent
jet-ski kid with the deadma5 hat
his friend with the bread
their quirky brit boss
canadian graham and ellen
their sons
calvin
his girl friend
(whose name was something Asian and I can't recall it)
the jewelry guy
the nice female taxi driver
the more realistic male taxi driver
sandra rey
eddie spaghetti
carl from new jersey
my neighbor friend
his friend, who was looking for golf
the rhode island people
(specifically the one with the beard whose son went to Brown and loved it but had to transfer to Boston College because Brown doesn't have a law program, and whose reading glasses doubled as sun glasses, so he had one on his face, one on his head)
their relation bob with the long island iced tea
bob's wife with the frozen mudslide
bob's two kids (one was 19, the other "between 16 and 17")
rowena
pedro
pelom (which I still don't believe to be his actual name, but it's what we called him all week)
the other exceedingly creepy steward but who at least had a sense of humor
"Are you waiting for me? hmmm?"
xander
xander's female barrista, who knew little
xander's co-captain, who sailed the boat to Bermuda from South Africa
evan
cathy
nate/christoph, who never danced a day in his life
the family that fit 8 on one couch
(specifically the two boys who walked around with vanilla ice cream cones all week and seemingly did nothing else)
the girl whose name was Apple
the confused chinese man
barry the juggler
joel
barrington burke
the nearly plastic yet exceedingly AMAZING band
the guy who yelled at fred for not being a dolphin
fred
the second city
(specifically Robert)
"nice camera"
the latvian picture guy
the sarcastic indian waiter
the lady who went surfing in hawaii but was nervous about snokling so close to the rocks
the guy with the long hair who wore black band t-shirts, black shorts, and sneakers whose color I can't recall with black socks all week, and who was never seen sweating once
the lesbian family
the douchey version of the son from the lesbian family
the strange jewish family
girl-look-at-that-body guy with the ball for ten minutes
the toddler who choked on saltwater
("I react the same way when I swallow salt water")
the baby who got her seat stolen
the lady who thought she got ripped off because she didn't know to use her RED bingo ticket
pippa
the EXTREMELY french magician
the guy with the gambling problem
the pouty 8 year old
the father and daughter that was removed from the shuffleboard court
snoop dog
did i already say barrington burke bc hes really important