I Could Care Less

My Dear Fellow,

Look, it's a sporting venue. Unless it is being used to host an ABBA reunion I could not possibly care less.

However, I regularly get this view if I travel to & from work on the tram, so here it is.

Incidentally, why do Americans say, "I could care less" when they actually mean "I couldn't care less". They do the same with "I couldn't give an ess", when they convert it to "I could give an ess".

These things bother me, and are the primary reason we should never let America become a colony again. No matter how much they plead.

Parsones