Jake

"Jake!
Hey, Jake!
Puss, puss, puss!
Jake!
Jakey!
Cat!
Hey, Jake!
Jaaaake!
Frrrrrrt!
Jake!
Jake, considering the amount of time you spend toileting in my garden, I'd say the least you could do in return is pose for a photo...
Jake!
Jaaaaaaaake!
FRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!
Oh, sod you then.
Damned cat.
Jake!
Jakey!
Jaaaaaaaaaaake!"

It was that kind of day.