Fantasy Vile Land. ....

I work with someone who is so unpleasant, so manipulative, so underhand, so devious, so rude, so feckin' NASTY, that the only way I can calm down a bit, is to come into the staffroom and stare at beautiful flowers for a while.

(Of course, fantasising about screaming 'f*#@ off, you're fired" also helps a bit......)