I Have To Do What In Two Weeks??

"Lose about 5 pounds."

"I don't think so."

"Look, the games are starting on August 5 and you're out of shape."

"Sez you."

"Me and the entire AOG Committee."

"You're the one who's been throwing bread out the door."

"Well, you don't have to eat it all."

"Just because the others aren't fast enough....."

"Well, dial it down a little bit, please.  You're one of our best competitors."

"Is there a plus-size division in the Women's Waddling event?"

"No.  Just control yourself."

"Humpfth......"