Big Kid

I'm pretty choosy about most things, and particularly toilet paper is a an area where I excel. Japanese people don't seem to care much what they wipe their tushies with. Most of the paper here is somewhere between sandpaper and tracing paper.
After 21 years here the list of things I miss to the point of homesickness has dwindled to cheese, bacon, Chinese food, scotch pies, and haggis suppers....I'm sure there ate a few more of I try, but soft luxurious toilet paper isone of those things that produces a satisfied "aaaahhh" every time I go home. Haha.
Do in our house I am pretty OCD about only buying the softest plain white toilet paper I can find. Flowery patterns, animals and fragrances in general are a crime.
(if only she would apply the same standards to her personal appearance, I hear you cry...)

However I always momentarily return to my 5 year old self when I see things like this toilet paper. I want to buy it because I can!! To spite my mother of old when she didn't realise the absolute urgent necessity for Tom & Jerry loo roll. (because of course "everyone else had it ").

I know, says more about my unattractive personality than anything else. Oh well..,