A Paste of Time....

As you know, I'm almost a doctor. So here, free of charge, is some medical advice for you....

When you come home at ten o'clock (after a day of prancing around in a new pair of wedges), make sure you switch the bathroom light on when you pick up your menthol foot cream. Because frankly, as I have just discovered, massaging half a tube of Colgate into your throbbing feet doesn't actually do them much good.....


(PS The car has absolutely no relevance to my story. Did you actually expect otherwise?)