"Can you ride Tandem?"

You're never too far away for a good laugh where a tandem is involved. We had an impromptu visit from my sister in law and husband who had ridden over with a birthday present and bottle of prosecco for my wife.  The bottle of prosecco didn't last long, nor did the next, or the one after that, so by the time they headed off back home co-ordination was being tested to the utmost.  We'd even had a short discussion on whether you could be breathalyzed if thought to be under the influence while in charge of a tandem.

I hope not!