Perfect passengers

No whinging or arguments. They'll love your taste in music. No worries about pleasing everyone's wants when we stop for food. And no slopped drink or dribbled ice cream on the back seat.

You could even say they're the perfect back seat drivers ;-)

Excessive internal gurgling (there's a phrase you don't hear every day) has blighted my day. Enough said.

I'm hoping I'll be fine tomorrow and can have a wander up a wee foot hill with an old mate.

Peace.