Second Best

Nobody loves me :(     Everybody hates me :(     I'm going to go down the back and eat worms :( 

That's all that's left for me.

But wait - don't tell me there's a smidgen of mince left over from feeding those greedy kookaburras.  Yes, there is.  Oh joy.  I get to eat.

I swear it's this cold weather.  I've noticed that HIM and HER are eating more too. 

So it's not just me.