Who sat here!

The wheat has ripened very quickly considering the paucity of dry, hot weather. There is not a lot of crop damage that I can see so I find it difficult to explain these occasional flattened areas. Yes, I know it is probably the wind or something quite mundane that caused it but I would prefer to think that it was caused by a giant's bottom or particularly enthusiastic lovers or something extraterrestrial. I don't like boring explanations.