Another day, another road, another chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?.......

Farage - it was being deported to the other side

Cameron - it was going to vote in the Eggsit referendum

Corbyn - it just kept going as it had too much Momentum

Hitler - it was the final solution

Caesar - it came, it crossed, it conquered

Richard lll - to join her kingdom for a chicken

Churchill - never in the field of fowl conflict were so many roads crossed by so few.

Trump - to build a wall