Truth

" Perhaps the truth depends upon a walk around the lake "

Wallace Stevens

And the truth is I ran round that today with all the grace of a baby elephant. I guess that means Beth Tweddle will have to up her game and captain team GB in the gymnastics instead of me today then. To be honest I was never happy when they asked me in the first place, blue sequins always make my bum look big.

Right back to the sofa for more sequins and twirls from the ladies who possess more dignity than I could ever muster even if did live for the 55000 years that Lottie predicted

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