Take a seat?

Er.. actually, I'd rather not just look at the state of it!

This horrid looking thing is in our office and needs taking to the tip. I think the reason behind the unpleasant looking stain is not as disturbing as you might initially think.

I think it is as a result of a wet cyclist!

We all cycle and it looks like someone, who shall remain nameless, has got rather wet and not had anything to change into. Not me I hasten to add, full spare set of clothes in my drawer!