All that's left is a band of gold...
While we were on holiday; i began to experience a very, very weird thing.
Himself would leave me to go to bar, counter, toilet... And I would be approached by strange men. As time went on men started to approach me when even Himself was there ..
We contemplated this and decided that as we were on holiday and my 'cleanliness' might not be quite as fastidious as it normally is, it must be caused by a 'natural' odour emitting from me which was confusing men and make them approach me.
Sadly when we returned home and I resumed washing twice a day and using all sorts of smells it continued. And himself declared!
'I have been thinking about this, and i believe it it because you are not wearing your wedding ring ....'
I contemplated this and decided that action should be taken.. And off i toddled to Davie across the road who is a goldsmith extraordinaire and displayed my fat fingers and my too small rings...
And last night, Davie presented me with this! Two looking like brand new engagement and wedding band - i feel like a new woman and believe it or not, not one man has made a move on me today!
Thank you Davie!!! Love them!
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