The web is down

I tried to take a selfie
Max warned me with a groan.
I never should have done it.
It broke my Apple phone.

I guess I'm not so pretty.
No doubt, Max is cuter.
I snapped one with my laptop
and busted the computer.

I cracked my son Collin's Nikon.
Max's mom, Clara's iPad too.
This shouldn't be so difficult.
I don't know what to do.

At last I got a selfie;
perhaps the worst one yet.
I posted it on blip today.
It broke the Internet.