Star Trek alarm clock looking worse for wear

 Judging by the trailer for the forthcoming Star Trek Beyond, movie the USS Enterprise is getting destroyed - again. Poor ship seems to blow up or crash every few years [see proof here[/url]].

Even the USS Enterprise on my Star Trek alarm clock has long since been reduced to rubble, leaving only a few wires where it once boldly split infinitives and barked at me to wake up.

It's worth noting: the clock was a joke gift, but surprisingly effective. Unlike the crew of the Enterprise at keeping their ship intact...