The Dark Arts

My Dear Fellow,

So tonight I am going to the Magic Festival as pictured in the picture.

Do you see how I tied today's picture to what I'm doing tonight? Do you? I thought that was clever of me.

Or I could have taken a picture at the actual festival. That might have been better. 

But I'll be drinking and god knows what will happen. You would probably end up with a picture of my thumb or somehow, unaccountably, my willy. Stranger things have happened.

The events leading up to my going out are currently unfolding. But they included me acting like a Project Manager at work today. This is because our actual PM has been a bit lax about telling us actual stuff and we've only just realised it now that he is off. So I'm being very bossy and giving people "actions".

It is AWESOME being in charge. Mainly because I ensure that I get no actions whatsoever. Ha ha ha.

Now I am at home waiting for Er Indoors to get in so we can head to the festival. I am going to do my best to avoid being picked on to help out with the illusions. I don't want to be sawed in half, or pick a stupid card at random or have my willy pulled out of a hat.

Stranger things have happened.

El Parsones