KA-BOOM

Thunderous skies ka-boomed on hole #17.
A Slash of lightning finger-nailed to my left.
With my red umbrella, I became the highest point around.

Horizontal rain pelted me as I ran to the clubhouse.
My cart's wheels spinning, slowing my progress.

I know. I hear you.
"You call this rain?"
"You don't know rain like we know rain."
True

Getting wet is kinda fun.
Lightning, not so much
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Shout out to Elizabeth Armistead's Silver in the Road Race.
All the while looking adorable and sporting bright red fingernails.