Johannisbeeren

Or Redcurrants.

They are ripening well and they seem to be big and juicy (and so they should be after all the rain).  Here's hoping they aren't too sour.

I had a day of helping people who didn't believe me.

I received a steady flow of e-mails

Them: "This doesn't work - Help!"
Me: "It didn't work because you haven't done this to get past problem 1 or this to get past problem 2."
Them: "I don't believe you"
Me: "OK, I've done this for problem 1 and that for problem 2, try it again."
Them: "It works, I think it works because I switched it off and switched it back on again."
Me: "You're absolutely right, and well done you.  I'm just stealing money from the company by being here."

Repeat until you go home.

And that even happened when I phoned people and showed them on their computers exactly why things didn't work.

I think in future, I'll just fix things and then phone people and tell them to switch their computer off and switch it back on again.  Everyone will feel better.