Too slow!

As I approached the rail crossing this morning (it's a little volunteer single track railway) I saw a snail making its way up the sign post. Oh great blip. Then a cyclist came past and I was in the way, so I got out his way, opened the gate and let him past. Then another came along grrrrrr. By this time the snail was well on his way and almost out of sight

Question: do I buy a new laptop, tablet or tough camera? emmmmm need all 3 (well 2) but can only afford one at the moment.

I was surprised that none of the year 6 staff that went on the residential last week asked how the kids that were left got on. I suppose that says alot.