On time or an illusion

Well, things were going fairly well today.  Our room service breakfast 2 days ago was $70, so we decided to have a cheaper one yesterday.  Because of a mistake, they gave us double what we ordered- and charged us double- so that breakfast was $55.  Today we skipped breakfast!  Got a free granola bar at the meeting.  
Got to the airport and the sign says "On time".  Not to worry as that can change.  Flight delayed, but we made the next flight because it was a bit late as well.  Unfortunately only half of our suitcases arrived at our final destination.  Ah, travel.  I'm sure they will get it to us tomorrow...