A good day to take your pony for a trot

That guy has an enormous dog, doesn't he? What does one need such an enormous dog for? Couldn't it hurt you if it decided to take off after a rabbit?

Today will forever be known as the day my hair almost killed Mr. M. How, you ask? Well, we were horsing around and laughing hysterically and he was close to my neck with his face and he inhaled hard and sucked a strand of hair down his windpipe and nearly choked. He was coughing for ages.

It was almost as dramatic as the day he nearly killed me with an umbrella. Again you ask how? Well, we were trying to figure out why a spring loaded umbrella wouldn't open and he popped the cap off the handle which shot out with the spring behind it at warp speed and hit me in the temple, making me almost pass out. I was dizzy for ages.

I think I need to get a haircut soon, it's getting dangerously long.

Nothing else happened that is worth mentioning.