Aberdour

A midweek trip across to Kirkcaldy to check up on my ailing uncle.

We chatted for an hour and covered the EU debate, football, Irish singers, Andy Murray, flight simulators, Rolf Harris, Poland, Raith Rovers and strong nurses: 'She's built like a gorilla. Actually, she looks like a gorilla'. He is cheeky.

He's really not a well man, but I sat sipping tea and guffawing loudly at his wit.