Poet in Residence

My friend Robert Garnham,  poet and Professor of Whimsy, poet in residence at the Artizan Gallery, Torquay. For two days only Robert was writing poems on demand 'while you wait'. For example he did poems for someone's leaving present in an office, two Italian students who miss their families, a man whose daughter is going to university, a man who wants to be prime minister, and a lady who wants to encourage her friend to write. He did one for me on meetings, because I'd just been to one. When I got it home I noticed it didn't have a title. I have got 28 days to take it back if I am not satisfied.