THINGS THAT ANNOY ME

Mash Potatoes, 
Sarcasm - when misused. Sarcastic happiness (yippy!)good.
Staring
Shopping on A Sunday
People saying "A week would have been enough" when they come back from their holidays
Stupid/Immature people arguing
Pedestrians just walking in front of traffic
Tutting
Stupid laughs
Boy Bands, Boy Bands that grow long in the tooth (slap, take that I say)
Boasting, or boasting for ages and then amazement at anything you have to say.
Talking loudly in a quiet room
Whispering
My handwriting
Phone calls you answer that are for someone else
Torchy the battery boy
Horoscopes - worthy recipient of my Complete Bullshit Award
Rain and wind combined (separate is fine)
Saying "It's not long until the Christmas/This day fortnight Christmas will all be over"
People that leave their mouths hanging open. When combined with staring (see above) this is the most annoying thing a human being is capable of.
Saying "What do you do when you're finished" just to let everyone know you're finished
People who boast about their family's money, which they had nothing to do with 
My hands
Exaggeration
Christmas Pudding/ cake/ all things which include raisins and mixed fruit
American spelling
"inverted" commas done with your "hands". 
Knuckle cracking
Humming/Whistling (especially when done tunelessly)
Ring tones
Turkish delight
Horror films
Adverts that aren't funny or clever
Interrupting - the most punch-worthy habit
People not replacing the toilet roll when the last sheet shows


AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!!!!!