On Sweet

Here I sleep, broken hearted.
Paid for en-suite, only farted.

or.....

I'd give that five minutes before bedtime.

Plumbing new depths.

Tiny hotel room, seven feet by seven. I opened the built in wardrobe doors and the room size nearly doubled! I don't know what else they had offered before they gaffer taped over the sign, but there probably just wasn't any room for it.